- McDonald's only gave me 3 BBQ packets for 20 nuggets and now I have to ration them.
- There is garbage on my desk, but the garbage can is full.
- I took a super long shower this morning...the hot water was out when I tried to take another one that night.
- The restaurant didn't have Coke or Pepsi so I had to order Dr. Pepper.
- They ran out of free sugar cookies at the grocery store.
- My computer isn't connecting to the internet and I have to use my iPad.
- My warm chocolate chip cookie wouldn't fit in my cup of milk.
- I burnt the roof of my mouth with hot soup and now I can't taste anything else for at least an hour.
- The software that I just downloaded requires me to restart my computer.
- I had too much food on my plate so I have to get up for seconds.
- I need to go to the gym today but my hair looks really good and I don't want to ruin it.
- I poured my cereal into the bowl without checking if we had milk...we didn't.
- I made eye contact with a homeless man.
- My laptop is dying but my charger is all the way up stairs!
- I have to use Internet Explorer at work!
- Sonic doesn't deliver.
I hope you find these at least somewhat comical. I find them funny because they happen to all of us, and we all complain about it. First world problems are pretty minuscular and it's quite funny. Some of those I made up myself and some I would like to thank Google for. Thank you Google.

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